Thursday, October 22, 2009

More Stitches!

Dear friends:

Okay, ever since I started this sewing blog, I've inherited the Franken Family. 

The Caped Crusader has stitches! Five of them to be exact. 

The poor kid fell on some rough concrete and landed directly on his chin. In the ER, I got a $125 front-row seat to watch how in the heck a doctor sews up skin. The needle is very tiny and curved--almost like a clipped toenail. 

But I have to tell you: I got a little woozy when the good ol' doc was playing around with the Caped Crusader's protruding chin tissue. It looked a tiny strawberry, and he kept poking it in and watching it pop back out. 

Lucky me. 

That's about the time that I decided my choice to sew fabric rather than bodies was a good one.

So, right now I'm busy giving a little TLC and will return soon. Oh well. At least the Caped Crusader is ready for Halloween.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

King Kong v. Godzilla v. Mothra: Round 5

Kong Looks Smashing. 


In an attempt for victory, Godzilla throws punches to the left, destroying its shoulder pads...


...and to the right, nuking the tag:


Kong returns with a right hook, mutilating its neckline:  


Whoa! Godzilla is breathing fire! These buttons don't have a chance!


With Chibi's help... 


...Gozilla's buttons are incinerated:


But wait! The Green Machine helps to complete the total annihilation of Kong's former neckline!


Not to be outdone, Godzilla mimicks Kong's move. Slice and some tailor's chalk...


...pulverize Godzilla's neckline and reducing it to ashes:


Whoa! Jacques jumps in to save Kong by blasting Kong's shoulder stays: 


Victorious, Kong emerges with a new silhouette:

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Climate Change


Dear friends:

I signed up to participate in Blog Action Day which occurs today on October 15th. The topic of this year's discussion is on climate change.

Okay, hmmm.... 

Well, you've already heard about how greenhouse gas emissions will make our earth warmer, causing crazy hurricanes and famine. And you've probably heard that one way to create more greenhouse gases is by burning natural gas, coal and oil. 

Obviously, we're all pretty good at doing this (think cars). The garment industry is pretty good at emitting greenhouse gases, too. 

But every time you buy a used item or make something by hand, just remember that I personally thank you. The reason? My Caped Crusader.

As you know, the Caped Crusader has asthma (which can be triggered by poor air quality). Whenever the Caped Crusader has an asthma flare, I have to administer meds to him (via a $250 nebulizer) every four hours (including throughout the night) for as long as two weeks (but sometimes only for a few days, depending on the severity).

It also means that we have to pay for a variety of meds, so he can breathe. With the best health insurance Providence offers, we pay $45 for six-days worth of one med and $150 for two-weeks worth of another med. 

So how does this affect you? Just think twice before impulse-buying that flimsy new shirt with a two-month shelf life, or be prepared for the mother of all beasts: a tired, poor, defensive mama, far more ghastly than King Kong, Godzilla or Mothra (and as I'm typing this, Handsome and I are listening to the ominous barking, cruddy cough which means that we'll be waking the Caped Crusader soon to administer a neb treatment).

Now back to the nailbiting, on-the-edge-of-your-seat match! (and thanks for humoring me)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

King Kong v. Godzilla v. Mothra: Round 4

A Larva, Not a Fighter.


Completely ignoring its foes, Mothra continues to shed its appendages. 

With the help of a tailor's chalk...


...and some fabric weights...


...and a quick snip from Slice, Mothra turns its full-length sleeves into 3/4 sleeves:


Has Mothra lost its mind??? Apparently, Mothra has lost all strategy. 

Mothra discards these additional entrails...


...and then rudely goes into chrysalis:


Ignoring this strange behavior, King Kong and Godzilla slowly circle around each other...

Sunday, October 11, 2009

King Kong v. Godzilla v. Mothra: Round 3

Mothra Cuts the Competition in Half.


Mothra oozes onto the scene, toppling Kong's lead. 

With Jacques assistance... 
  

Mothra sheds its hideous shoulder pads:


Next, Mothra moves onto the blue trim and slowly worms it off: 


Wait a minute, Mothra's not done!


Whoa! Are we really witnessing this???!!! 


We are! Mothra has just divided into half!!! 


It's a daring move, but will it pay off in the end? Especially since Mothra's become a pile of defenseless entrails:

Friday, October 9, 2009

King Kong v. Godzilla v. Mothra: Round 2

Kong's Got It Covered.


In a raging fury, Kong maintains the lead by replacing its former buttons:


With these covered buttons!


B-b-but how did Kong manage such a feat??? Let's rewind the tape and watch the action in slow-mo.

First, a covered button kit was purchased at the local fabric store. These buttons have teeth to grab the fabric--an excellent move by Kong! If covered buttons without teeth had been purchased, Kong might have been tied-up in a slippery mess and lost some ground:


Then the button pattern (provided in the kit) was laid on top of Kong's remnant fabric that had been cut off the bottom of the dress...


...and circles were cut out:


It was important to push Kong's slippery silk into the button's teeth. Kong grabbed on tight: 


Then the button's cover was placed on top...


...and sandwiched in between the button and the kit's blue thing-a-ma-jig:


The blue thing-a-ma-jig was pushed down fiercely--grrraaw! After the audible click, Kong's fabric was securely locked and loaded:


And 10 buttons were successfully covered! 

Speechless, Godzilla and Mothra blink and stare...

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

King Kong v. Godzilla v. Mothra: Round 1

Wash the Beasts.


While the fabric on these three dresses felt dainty, the smell emanating from them was beastly. Nothing that a little soakin' in the sink couldn't cure:


Ahhh, all washed and dried and feeling refreshed...

But wait! Kong's making the first move! 

Slice helps by cutting six-inches off the bottom of the dress--let's make this thing sexy! It's a nice but predictable move on Kong's part:


Here's an interesting left hook: Slice just cut off Kong's arms! But this isn't any ordinary straight cut. Kong is getting capped sleeves!


Chibi enters the scene by cutting off Kong's two side loops that used to hold a belt. Again, a reasonable and predictable move.


Whoa! This is a surprise! Chibi is also cutting off Kong's buttons! But what's going to happen to them? Perhaps a bad move by Kong?


Regardless, Godzilla and Mothra are left eating Kong's button dust...